MY LIFE ACCORDING TO GOOGLE

I got this idea from a blog by a friend of a friend of a friend of my daughter Jodi, got that? Seriously...I love checking out other people's blogs, but don't like to find out that everyone else has way more interesting lives & things to say than I do. So, I have to steal ideas from people like "Betsy." I hope she doesn't mind because this is kind of fun. Here goes:

My life according to Google: (I'm picking the best & cleanest ones)
*Cheryl needs her head examined (no kidding, that's why I've been going to therapy for years!)--it also said "Cheryl needs to quit sending me dirty e-mails" but I don't think that one's very nice.
*Cheryl looks like the love child of Bozo the Clown & a crackhead. (Well, ok...hmmm...I wonder if Dad's the clown or the crackhead? Oh, wait! I've got it!! Since Mom has red hair, Dad's the crackhead--LOL!!!)
*Cheryl does Turkey (like in the country--which is cool since I love to travel)
*Cheryl hates Waldorf Salads--(VERY TRUE-yuck!)
*Cheryl has gone blind--(Wow, that sucks! How am I going to put my make-up on in the morning? I can see me--oops, can't see me--with mascara stuck to my chin.)
*Cheryl loves God (yes, I do), also...Cheryl loves You!
*Cheryl eats M&M's without using her hands. (Very easy--just suck 'em up! Ya get more that way.)
*Cheryl has won a free trip (Yeah, I WISH!!)
*Cheryl died in a car accident (the way I drive, people would say "yep...that could happen")
*Cheryl won't be tricked twice (nope, no way, nada, never gonna happen)
*Cheryl can't "curb her enthusiasm" (Sure, that's me enthusiastic! Now can I take a nap?)
*Cheryl feels a connection with Francis (Hey, where's this Francis? If you find him, send him my way! I NEED Francis--that should have been #1 up top there.)
**I'm adding one more: Cheryl means "Loved one, she is happy, kind and always sees the best in others. A warm person." (Awww, warm fuzzy feeling inside...sniff)

You wanna see your life according to Google?? Its easy, all you have to do is:
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
12: Type in [ your name ] feels in Google Search :

(Thanx Betsy for giving me this idea! It was fun AND time consuming. Now, I don't have time to clean out my closet--oh well, Shannon said she will just move to the side when we open the closet door.)