Thursday, October 9, 2008

TRIP TO UKRAINE (PART 2)

I really should have posted this on the 8th, but as you saw, I was having a pet peeve day so I'm a little behind (sure wish I had one).

(Sorry the map's too tiny, but if you can see the red circle on the right hand side of Ukraine, that's Stakhanov where we stayed. It's 40 miles from the Russian border. Top middle is Kiev where we flew into. North of Kiev is Chernobyl where they had the nuclear disaster in 1986.)

So, October 8, 2007, came. Rose loaned me this HUGE duffle bag because my suitcases just wouldn't do according to her. She had so much to pack that she needed me to cram a bunch of her crap in my bag. Ya know, we only had a 50 lb. limit per bag & OMG (gosh), I'm REALLY glad the duffle bag had wheels! You wouldn't believe the stuff she packed! (I later came to appreciate those things, but at the time, she was teased unmercifully & not just by me--her whole family thought she was a nerd.) Seriously, who takes duct tape on a trip? She also took Febreeze to keep our clothes fresh, and a VERY LARGE can of Lysol. The Lysol joke goes back several years when both of our families went camping together, she took her little girls out in the forest to go potty, & took the Lysol with her. What was she going to spray? The spot where they would be squatting? Seriously..So, she had told me this would be a two week trip at the most, her husband told me to count on "possibly" (I think that's a misleading word) 3. I brought medicine for 4, just to be safe. We got to the airport in way plenty of time, like 3 hours, so we had a really good, long dinner at Chili's and then went to the airport drug store because she finally convinced me that I need air sickness/dizzy pills. I have NEVER been air sick in any of my travels, even the other time I had flown to London. Oh well, it's her trip so I agree to take the pills. I'm glad I did because by the time we got to London, I was pretty dizzy when we got off the plane. Speaking of the plane, I had never flown on a 747 & was excited because I wanted to see all the "special" stuff, like the upstairs bar/lounge thingie. But, did you know that they don't let you up there unless you pay massive amounts of $$$ for first class? That's not nice--I just wanted to see, you'd think they would make a special exception for someone like me who's never been on a 747 before. Hmmm...What a bummer! Oh well...we sat in the very front (bulkhead) of whatever our class is called--coach?? At first I was a little disappointed because I wanted to be by the window, but they ended up being great seats because we had lots of leg room. Only problem was that the people behind us kept getting up (either they had taken water pills & had to "p" every 5 minutes or they just liked getting up & walking around) & instead of climbing over the guy on the end of their row, there was enough room for them to come all the way around & in front of us to get out & kept stepping on our feet while we were sleeping. Oh well, the hazards of flying, AND I was still so excited about the trip, I was nice enough to forgive them. We used those little eye covers so it would be a little darker & help us sleep. So when I woke up after, Rose started laughing because my eyelashes were all smooshed together & I had black under my eyes. I still think the pilot must have been speeding or something 'cuz we got to London faster than I remember it took the first time I went. Do they give speeding tickets for fast flyers?

When we got to London, we took one of the funny looking cabs to the Heathrow Sheraton where we stayed over night. According to the cabbie, petrol (gas) in London is approximately $8 American, so I guess we DO have it a bit better here. Nothing much exciting happened in London. We didn't have time to explore, so we stayed at the hotel, had dinner, & e-mailed people to let them know we got there safely--like they were worried or something. We DID hear "activity" from the room next to us & I really mean "activity." This should have been a clue of things to come.

The next morning we got ready, I used the wrong electrical converter & burned up my hair blower & fire even came out (cool!)--so yay! now what? (bought a new one in Ukraine)--then after breakfast, off to the airport we went. The flight to Ukraine was only about 2 1/2 hours, we took a "regular" plane, flew over countries like Netherlands, Germany, Czech Republic, & Poland, so can I say I've been to those countries, or do I have to put my foot on the ground? I think I know the answer to that. (I have been to Netherlands & Germany but not the other 2.) Once we got to Kiev, we of course went through Customs. Here's a picture of the Passport Control sign in Russian & English (one of the VERY few signs that had English in ALL of Ukraine).
And here's a picture of the little Kiev airport:
One of the adoption coordinators named Yura picked us up & carried all of our luggage. He was a nice guy. He took us to the train station. On the way, we "experienced" the wonderful driving skills of people who don't seem to care if they die today or tomorrow. OMG (gosh)! Even for a crazy driver like me, I really had to take a deep breath. They normally don't have seat belts in their cars & if they do, you'd better not wear one or they'll think you're crazy & treat you like it too. So, when in Rome (er, when in Ukraine), do what they do. We had a while to kill so he took us to a market to get some food for the train trip & convert some money to Hrivna (pronounced "grievna"). Approximately 5 Hrivna=$1. They also use Russian money, like Kopecks (I know what you're thinking--shame!) which aren't worth anything. Anyway, so at the market, we bought a bunch of stuff that looked similar to American food (not ready for the "real" stuff yet), including Coke & Coke Lite (Diet Coke), and this awesome cheese that tasted like Smoked Gouda. Here's it's pretty expensive. There, we paid 7.91 hrivna (or about $1.50) for a pound!

Once we got all that done, Yura took us to the train station:

Of course, after our plane ride, we REALLY needed to use the potty:We paid about 75 cents to squat over a hole in the floor! You pay this old lady in a booth as you go in, AND definitely don't forget to tear off a little bit (that's all you get is a little bit) of toilet paper at the entrance that is basically a roll of crepe paper, then go in your little stall & squat away! Hope it all goes where you want it to & heaven forbid if you have to go #2! (We had taken these really nice pens from the Sheraton in London & Rose had one in this thing hanging from her neck, along with her passport. Well, the pen plopped down in the hole. Then, she she had the nerve to think I should give her mine! Oh no...uh uh.)

Next installment of this lovely trip, I'll tell ya about the train ride & some more fun toilets. Aren't you excited??

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

MY PET PEEVES

I got up really early this morning to finish off a couple of things that my OCD was hassling me about when I went to bed last night, then decided 5:30 a.m. was just WAY too early to stay up & try to go back to bed. Well, the sun was just trying to start to shine and I REALLY wanted to go back to sleep, so I tried putting my head under the covers. I couldn't breathe so I pushed down the top cover & just left the sheet over my head. Didn't work...sheet's egg shell color. Dang! Squished it around my eyes (so I could still breathe). Dang...still could see light. Crap...had to get up, go around my bed to the other side, locate the eye cover that they gave us on my flight to London to help us sleep, got back in bed, eyes covered and...Dang again! A teeny, tiny, miniscule bit of light is creeping through underneath. Covered back up with the sheet. STILL too light. Ok, now I'm thinking, even though I'm REALLY tired, let's evaluate this situation. Ok, I didn't really think that, but what the heck! I realize what's happening is that my mind's racing (1,000,000 thoughts going all at the same time). That happens a lot with me because I'm freaking bi-polar. I hate it! My therapist laughs sometimes because my mind races so much somtimes that I switch topics about 50 times in one session & I'm amazed she can keep up. Anyway, because my mind is racing & I lay there for freaking ever with no positive results, I've decided to post about some things that really bug me.

1. When we're all on the freeway at once during so called "rush hour," people who have more than one person in the car, GET IN THE CARPOOL LANE would you PLEASE!!! Or better yet, if you're old, with purple or grey hair (like MANY of our residents in the winter) DON'T EVEN THINK OF DRIVING DURING RUSH HOUR! Rush hour is for people who have to get to work, or the doctor's office, or some place important--not something stupid like breakfast where they sit for 2-3 hours shooting/cutting the breeze if you get my drift.

2. On the same topic...if you're old like many of our residents in the winter (AGAIN) would you PLEASE turn right from the right-hand lane, use your blinker, AND if you're driving slower than the speed limit (or for that matter, slower than me), GET OVER & don't swerve into another person's lane!!!

The above 2 items are my BIGGEST pet peeves. Not only do I live in a state with LOTS AND LOTS of Winter visitors ("Snowbirds), I live in East Mesa where many have decided to perch all year long, AND I stupidly moved into a freaking RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. Again, CRAP--Snowbird season is just now starting! I've already seen some flocking here. Oh, yay, here we go again! (You're probably asking yourself, "So why did she move there if she knew this would happen?" I didn't want to, I had no choice!!) Ok, now I'm getting upset. I'll never get to go back to sleep! Crap!

So, on we go. Might as well just totally ruin my morning:

3. People who call me when I'm trying to take a nap in the afternoon. Especially irritating if I have a migraine & am trying to sleep it off. Do they know I'm taking a nap? No. Does that make it any better? No. I'm still grumpy. Then if I try to go back to sleep, my eyes see the light & I have the same trouble getting back to sleep as I did this morning. AND, beware if you're a sales person who shouldn't even be calling me because all of my phone numbers are on the "Do Not Call" list. I really am a nice person till one of them calls me--watch out! I DO report their call. Just mean that way, I guess.

5. People who write "a lot" as one word (alot). When I read that, especially in a newspaper or other publication, I cringe. My whole family now knows how to write it because I DRIVE THEM CRAZY about this. Sorry family!! I know I'm nuts & so do you--LOL!

6. News people who don't take the time to figure out how to pronounce street names or city names in their reporting area. When I lived in Utah, this one news lady used to pronounce Tooele "Toolie." The town (probably city now) is pronounced "too-ill-a." The other one that bugs me is the next road over from where I live...Crismon. Can you see the "s" in front of the "m" sitting there in plain view? So pronounce it like that!! Don't say "Crimson." The street is not a freaking color! One reporter now says it correctly after I e-mailed their station with the "suggestion" to pronounce it the right way. HOWEVER, one reporter who's been here longer than I have, STILL says it wrong. I know I have to give up & let it go, but OCD remember?

I REALLY am a nice person, people. I just have some OCD going on. Really...I'm working on it.

7. Men who open the door in front of me & let it slam in my face (ok, so it slowly closes at the mall, but still...). It really bugs me when a teenage boy does it 'cuz I know their momma didn't raise 'em right. My son knows better, don't you Tyler? (He does, doesn't he Shannon? Don't make a liar out of me.)

8. When people don't return a book to the library by the due date. Don't they KNOW I'm patiently (ok, not so patiently) waiting? I only have about 200 books in boxes that I could read while I'm waiting, but I want THAT one, NOW!

Ok, I'm stopping here, even though I have more, because I realize I have EIGHT things and if I keep going, you're really going to think I'm a "Grumpy" Grandma instead of a "Goofy" Grandma. Sorry folks.

**By the way, I know you're wondering, "When is she going to post Part 2 of the trip to Ukraine?" I should have posted that today since we left exactly 1 year ago today, but seriously, I had to write this one down so I could get it off my back. Give me a couple of days, ok? I promise it will be good. Ok, it'll be good for me, not so sure about you.